Drunkagement - Maha Episode

THE DRUNKAGEMENT:

Maha Episode – Dedicated to all the Sandhirians who had gone to sad mode after watching the Maha episode of Engagement. No matter what, we will still love Sadda Haq and wait for something good to happen in it.. Till then, I cannot see you guys sad and frustrated, isliye I am back with my special OS “Drunkagement” dedicated to all you lovely people out der.. Do read and have fun.. Also, let me know how you felt after reading it.. So, lets begin with our special OS.. Sandhirians, bring a slight curve in your lips while you start reading it, I promise it ll soon turn into a big laughter!

AGARWAL MANSION(Sanyukta’s room):

Sanyukta was tensed, she couldn’t even concentrate on whatever was going on around her.. The words Randhir said to her over phone “Sanyukta Agarwal, Jhoot bola tha tumne ki tumhari engagement toot gayi hai, toh samjho toot gayi.. Aa raha hun mein kal tumhari engagement pe..” It kept ringing in her ears..

“Agar sach me Randhir yaha aa gaya toh? Mummy papa ke samne kuch gadbad na kar de.. Yeh kaustuki pata nahi kahan reh gayi.. Jo log nahi aana chahiye woh saare ke saare aa gaye hai” She referred to the uninvited guest who landed in her house late last night..Sanyukta was lost in her own thoughts..  Sanyukta’s thoughts were disturbed by a coarse voice “Sannnyu.. mein aa gayi!” It was kaustuki..

Sanyukta felt a bit relaxed after seeing Kaustuki.. They both shared a warm friendly hug.. Sanyukta quickly explained Kaustuki about Randhir’s warning.. Kaustu promised she would do something to make Randhir stay away from her engagement..

Previous night(at FITE):

Randhir was threatening sanyukta over phone “Toh samjho toot gayi.. aa raha hun mein kal tumhari engagement pe”  Parth who just was about to enter the room, stood still after listening to this convo.. It didn’t take much time for him to realize that Randhir was talking to Sanyukta..

Randhir dropped the phone on the floor, it broke into hundred pieces, turned and rushed outside the room. Parth who saw him coming, hid himself behind the door..

“Yeh Randhir ko kya ho gaya.. Itna violent.. Kahi waha jaake kuch gadbad na kar de woh.. Maanta hu sanyukta ne galti kiya hai, phir b I don’t think Randhir should do this.. Mujhe hi kuch karna padega ab..” Parth decided to follow Randhir, he quickly pulled his jacket from the cupboard, took his mobile phone and slowly started following Randhir…

It was hard for Parth to catch up with Randhir, hence he had to rush, still maintain a safe distance from Randhir so that he doesn’t get caught..

Vidushi wasn’t able to sleep, she kept thinking about Parth..” Is ladke ne kya kar diya mere saat.. Why Am I not able to get over him? I need some fresh air.. Waise b nind nahi aa rahi hai mujhe..let me atleast sit by the window..” The moment Vidushi opened the window, she saw Parth going somewhere, he looked tensed.. Every now and then he was looking around just to check if someone’s watching him.. Vidushi was confused “Itne raat ko kahan jaa raha hai Parth? Tensed b lag raha hai.. Kya baat ho sakti hai”

Vidushi dialed Parth’s number.. Thank god, Parth had put the phone in silent mode… He saw  his mobile flashing “Chudail calling” .. “Ab iss chudail mujhe kyun call kar rahi hai? “ he wondered and picked the call with irritation..

“Bolo kya baat hai.. Bakwas karne ke liye bilkul b time nahi hai mere paas.. Jo bolna hai jaldi bolo..” he let out his frustration..

“Kahan ho tum Parth? Kahin jaa rahe ho kya?” Vidushi enquired..

“Hmmm tumhare liye ladka doondne jaa raha hu.. Khush? Ab phone rakh, mujhe bahut kaam hai” he immediately disconnected the call..

She was afraid “Kahin Parth kisi ladki ke piche toh nahi pada hua hai? Haye Ram.. Mujhe toh follow karna hi padega use..” Vidushi decided to follow him as well..

She quickly ran down, and went behind Parth, without him noticing..

Randhir took a bus to Delhi.. Parth and Vidushi took the same bus as well.. They were all seated two rows next to each other.. Parth had covered his head so that Randhir doesn’t spot him.. Vidushi did the same in order to hide herself from Parth.. Awesome threesome were on a mission, it wasn’t a Dream Team one, but they were after their own Dream..

“Woh front row pe jo baita hai, woh randhir jaise hi lag raha hai mujhe.. Matlab Parth Randhir ko follow kar raha hai? Par kyun? Kya baat ho sakta hai?” Vidushi did not even know where they were heading to… she was so blindly following Parth.. Ise kehte hai, pyaar me andha ho jaana..

“Bhaiya yeh kaun si jagah jaane wali bus hai?” she enquired a old man sitting next to her.. He gave her a weird look.. “Aise kya dekh rahe ho? Kabhi ladki nai dekhi kya?” Seeing her pout, the old man replied “Dilli” and turned aside.. he couldn’t watch It anymore..

“Delhi kyun jaa rahe hai hum? Kahi Parth ko Sanyukta se? No way.. Parth sirf mera hai”

After a few hours journey, all the 3 of them got down in Delhi.. Randhir spotted a telephone booth, dialed sameer’s number ..”Bhaiya mein pahunch gaya hun Delhi.. Aap please apne address batao.. Mein abhi aa jaunga..” Randhir noted down the address in his mind and said “Ab ayega maza.. Sanyukta aa gaya mein.. Ab dekhta hun kaise tumhari engagement hoga chomu se” he smiled..

Parth and Vidushi behind him were listening to this.. Parth decided to follow Randhir “Mein abhi Randhir ko follow karta hun.. Yeh sameer se kuch ulta sidha na keh de…” Vidushi somehow realized the whole thing that was going on.. She knew Randhir wanted to play spoilsport in Sanyukta’s engagement..

“Ab mein samaj gayi.. I know mujhe kya karna hai..  Parth Randhir ko follow karke sameer ke ghar pahunchega.. mein Sanyukta ke ghar jaungi.. Is baar randhir nahi woh bhagwan b yeh engagement rok nahi payega.. Sanyukta ki engagement hoke rahegi.. “ She let out her signature pout..

Randhir reached Sameer’s house and hit the doorbell.. Sameer came out and said, “Itni raat kyun aaya, kal subah aa jaate.. Anyhow, woh outhouse hai na, wahan raho tum aaj raat, kal subah jaldi nikalna hai.. Samjhe?”

“Ji bhaiya.. Jaise aap kahe”… in his mind(Langoor ke haat me angur, tu karega sagai mere sanyukta se? Mein b dekhta hun kaise…”)

Parth understood that Randhir had come here only as a driver and felt relieved after knowing that he hadn’t said anything to Sameer.. Randhir went inside the outhouse and locked himself up.. Parth gave a quick glance inside the room, everything seemed normal.. He took the stairs and went up to the terrace.. No way, he was going to sleep that night..

PRESENT SITUATION:

Vidushi was sitting in the middle of the hall, crossing her legs holding a plate full of Agarwal mansion sweets.. Kaustuki was hell irritated by Vidushi’s behavior.. She had never expected her to be there, especially after that engagement fiasco.. Such a shameless creature on earth, she thought.. Vidushi who noticed Kaustuki staring at her,  offered a small piece of ladoo from her plate.. “Aise kya goor rahi ho.. Ladoo chahiye toh le lena.. Nazar mat dalo..” She pulled her plate away from kaustuki.. She had to leave the place immediately out of frustration..

Vidushi watched her leave, slowly took her purse and set out of Agarwal Mansion.. She returned almost after an hour.. Her face was full of happiness, it was as if she had won a lottery of one crore rupees woh b bina lottery ticket kharide.. Vidushi maata pata nahi kya kaand karke aayi hai.. Lets wait and watch..

AT 5 PM:

Sameer and his family set out to Agarwal mansion, in their car, driven by Randhir.. His dadi kept cribbing about what he had seen in sanyukta that he was hell bent in marrying her.. Randhir was slowly losing his patience.. He thought “I can say anything to my Sanyukta but wont spare anyone who says even a single bad thing about her.. She is mine and only mine afterall.” His mood slowly reflecting in his driving.. Sameer and his family had to put on their seat belts, so rash and harsh was his driving.. Randhir’s eyes went red..Parth took another taxi and followed them all the way.

AGARWAL MANSION:

Sanyukta was looking like an angel in her  red lehenga.. Tears were rolling down her cheeks, “Randhir tum please aa jao.. Mujhe sameer se engagement nahi karni.. Tum please aake mujhe yaha se le jao..” For the first time in her life, she felt this way… She knew Randhir loved her, she also knew she loved him to the core.. It was only a day since she had realized her love for him, the very next day, she had to bury it under the earth.. her first love…her Randhir… Sanyukta did this all only for the sake of her parents.. She wanted them to be happy.. But why? Why should I think about their happiness when they aren’t thinking about mine? Was Sameer really worth it? Her heart knew, nobody can love her the way he does.. There was a serious fight going on between her mind and heart..

Mind said “No Sanyukta don’t do this.. Its your family’s reputation at stake.. They are more valuable to you than your dream isn’t it?” Her heart said “Sanyu mind ki mat suno.. Woh tumhe mislead kar rahi hai.. At hard times, sirf apni dil ki suno yani ki mein, tumhe hamesha sahi raag dikhaunga.. Randhir  is your Man.. Use kabhi khona mat.. Agar tumne aisa kiya, toh You ll be the biggest fool on earth.. Mummy papa ko Sameer ke bare me kuch b nahi pata..agar pata chala toh woh b mana hi kar denge.. Yeh socho.. saare parents apne bachon ke khushiyan hi toh chahenge.. U ll be happy only if you choose Randhir, which directly implies they ll be happy too.. Randhir tumhare bina ji nai payega.. Mat karo tum aisa.. If you even think of dumping him, I ll leave you right away aur tum heartless ban jaogi”

“Nahi..” Sanyukta got up.. “Mein sirf apni dil ki sunungi..Let him come.. My Randhir.. I ll never let him go” she smiled, happy tears rolled down her cheeks.. When she said the same to Kaustuki, she felt happy.. After all, friendship is all about smiling seeing a friend happy.. She was a true friend..

Vidushi’s Guest Room:

Vidushi was getting dressed, as if it was her own engagement.. Free me kuch b mile, Vidushi use jaane kaise de sakti hai.. Sanyuktas mom was generous enough to offer her a new lehenga.. And there she was, getting ready like a bride.. She thought to herself  “Aaj jab Parth yaha ayega, toh mujhe dekhte hi reh jayega.. I just cant wait to see his reaction after seeing me.. I am so damn excited” she was happy.. Just then, she heard Parth’s voice inside her head “Bandar ko kitna b saja lo, woh aakhir me Bandar hi rahega.. Thik waise tum kitna b saja lo, lagegi toh tum chudail hi”  he laughed.. Vidushi’s face fell but then, it lit up the next second.. Aaj tum mujhse bachke kaha jaoge Parth.. Planning hi itni foolproof kiya hai meine”  her signature pout came out once again..

Randhir somehow managed to drop them safe in Agarwal mansion.. Sanyukta who was eagerly awaiting Randhir, spotted him as soon as he reached the doorstep. She waved her hand from the window so that he could notice her, but it was Sameer who spotted her first..”Lagta hai Sanyukta mujhse milne ke liye betab hai.. Obvious hain.. Itne handsome ladke ko koi b ladki miss kaise nai karegi” Sameer, fully dressed like a groom, felt he was the most handsomest person on earth.. Little did he know, that the most handsomest person on the universe was standing right beside him, Randhir Singh Shekawat..

“Mein Randhir ko signal kar rahi thi, aur yeh Bandar ne dekh liya.. Ab kya karun?” Sanyukta started chewing her nails out of utmost tension.. She took out her cell phone and texted Randhir “Meet me in my room in 5 mins”                                                                                                                                                           

“Sanyukta tum yahan khadi ho? Thaiyar nai hui ab tak..” this voice almost startled her.. It was Vidushi.. “kuch nahi bas yun hi” she stammered.. “Acha koi baat nai.. Tum yeh juice pee lo.. Aunty ne diya hai mujhe tumhe dene ke liye.. Subah se kuch nai khayi ho na tum.. “ Vidushi faked her concern for sanyukta.. Sanyukta khaye, na khaye mujhe kya… Mujhe sirf Parth se matlab hai.. She dumped the glass in her hand, and left the place..

The moment Vidushi left the room, Sameer entered.. Sanyukta’s eyes went wide as if she had seen a ghost enter her room.. “Kyun Sanyukta.. Itne desperation mujhse milne ke liye.. Mein hun hi aisa.. Par mujhe acha laga.. and by the way, you look beautiful, not more than me of course” he went on and on and on..”Bhagwan ji yeh aap kya kar diya mere saath? Yeh chomu 2 min me yaha se nahi gaya na, mein toh gayi kaam se.. Randhir isse yaha dekhke aur gussa ho jayega.. Fir proposal toh dur, baat b nai karega mujhse.. Aap hi kuch karo aur is Bandar ko bagao yahan se..” she prayed..

“Arey yeh kya? Apple juice!!Tumne mujhe offer hi nai kiya.. Very bad sanyukta” Sameer said looking at the glass of juice she was holding.. She at once, handed him the glass and said “Meine aapke liye mangvayi thi.. mere liye nai.. Lijiye na” Sameer smiled , grabbed the glass from her and finished it within a few seconds.. He said, “Juice bahut acha hai.. Ek aur glass chahiye mujhe.. Koi baat nai.. Kitchen se me hi le leta hun..” he left the place immediately.. Sanyukta looked up and said “Thank you Bappa..!”

AGARWAL MANSION - KITCHEN:

Vidushi was busy mixing up something in the glass of juice.. It was some liquid.. She was smiling widely while doing so..”Ise peene ke baad Parth mere piche hi pad jayega.. Uske baad woh wahi karega jo mein kahungi”  She mixed only a few drops of that liquid in the glass as she had been warned too much of it would cause harm.. She never wanted to harm Parth.. She desperately wanted his love.. While she was doing so, she heard Sanyukta’s mom calling her.. She left the glass as such and left the room.. Sameer who was looking for a glass of juice spotted the drink, without any hesitation, he gulped it at once and left the room.. He felt real good.. Sameer left the place smiling to himself.. When Vidushi returned, she was taken aback to see the empty glass.. “Yeh kya ho gaya..Kisne pee liya ise.. Jo b ho mujhe kya.. “ She picked up another glass and mixed it up with few drops of liquid and left the place.. She forgot to notice that she had left the whole bottle behind.. Maid who was assigned the task of distributing the juice to all the guests who had arrived,  felt that it was some sort of a sugar syrup.. She mixed it up with the vessel that had the apple juice for all the guests… Juice was ready to be served to everyone of their guests..

SANYUKTA’S ROOM:

In exactly 5 minutes, Randhir came inside her room and locked it from behind.. Sanyukta was staring at him smilingly.. “Sanyukta tumne mujhe dhoka diya hai.. nai chodunga mein tumhe..” Randhir let out his frustration… “Chodna b mat Randhir.. Par hum aage discuss kare isse pehle tum bas ek baat batao mujhe.. Mein kya hu tumhare liye?” sanyukta looked into his eyes for an answer..”Sunna chahti ho ki tum kya ho mere liye? Toh suno, tum kuch nai ho mere liye.. Kuch b nai Sanyukta Agarwal..” Sanyukta went on “Randhir aaj meri engagement hai.. agar aaj tum apni dil ke baat nai bataya na toh fir kabhi nai bata paoge.. Please Randhir bolo” she pleaded.. Randhir saw her with tears rolling down uncontrollably.. He pulled her by her waist, and kissed her hard as if there was no tomorrow.. His kiss told her what he couldn’t express in words.. He loved her so damn deep.. He did.. Randhir pulled himself back after a hard deep kiss, he felt guilty, but then she went for the kiss.. She wanted to tell him how much she loved him.. Her love was no less compared to his’s.. She hugged him tight, crying, “Tumne hi mujhe pyar karna sikhaya, relationships pe trust karna sikhaya par tumne hi dhoka de diya mujhe.. I hate you Sanyukta, I hate you…” “But I love you Randhir.. I love you..” Randhir couldn’t believe what he was hearing.. Is it sanyukta really or am I dreaming? He pulled himself back and looked into her eyes.. She said it once again “I love you Randhir.. I love you so damn much.. Please le chalo mujhe yahan se.. Its my life, only I have the right to live it, not anyone.. I wont let others live my life on my behalf..” her voice was crystal clear.. Randhir smiled and hugged her again.. Both of them continued to cry, but this time, they were happy.. They had finally confessed their love for each other. They felt complete now…

Randhir was the one, who gained the courage first to speak up.. He said “Nai Sanyukta.. Hum kyun bhagenge.. Pyar kiya hai humne, koi khoon nai.. Hum sabko batayenge ki we are in love.. Pehle mein tumhare dad se milna chahta hun.. I ll explain him everything I am sure he ll understand..” Sanyukta felt shame on herself, for a minute, even she thought of running away.. But he didn’t.. Randhir preferred to face the situation, instead of running away.. She felt proud, I have finally seen a real man in my life, she saw something in him which she had never ever seen in her dad, brother and even Chomu for that matter, his honesty and loyalty.. Randhir wasn’t a MCP, they were.. My Randhir..  She felt like kissing him once again.. Such a lovable person he was.. Hats off Mr. Randhir Singh Shekawat, I find myself lucky to be able to love you.. She thought..

OUTSIDE AGARWAL MANSION:

Parth was wondering if he should get inside Sanyukta’s house… There were so many people gathered in the house that he had lost track of Randhir.. He didn’t know where to find him.. Parth was tensed, Randhir and Sanyukta both are equally important for me.. I cant see Sanyukta getting humiliated in front of everyone, the same way I wont let anyone harm Randhir as well, he decided.. Vidushi saw him from a distance.. She knew he wouldn’t drink anything that she offers, hence, she gave that glass of juice to a girl, and asked her to give it to Parth.. Parth who was still wondering if he needs to enter or not, was greeted by the girl with a glass full of apple juice.. That is when, he realized he hadn’t eaten anything since morning.. He gladly received the juice and gulped it down within a second.. Vidushi was hell happy.. Step 1 of her plan succeeded, Step 2 gets successful as well, she ll be engaged to Parth without his knowledge.. She had to celebrate her step1 success, she took another glass of juice that was being served to the guests and gulped it down. All the guests including Mr. and Mrs. Agarwal, Mr and Mrs. Mittal had consumed the juice.. Whole mansion was now under the control of the liquid except Randhir and Sanyukta..

Let me brief you all a bit about the liquid Vidushi has bought.. It was a kind of liquid, that could make a someone lose their senses, something like an alcohol but not exactly.. People who consume this would forget everything around them.. They ll still be conversing with others but with a alcoholic accent..(dont kill me please ;))

ENGAGEMENT TIME:

It was already the Engagement time.. Randhir was looking for Mr. Agarwal everywhere but he couldn’t find him. Finally, Sanyukta pointed Randhir to take a look at the Engagement stage.. Mr. and Mrs. Agarwal, were standing there..  Kishore Agarwal announced in a blurred voice, “Sanyukta ko leke aao.. Sagai ka waqt ho gaya hai..” Anju came stumbling a bit and pulled Randhir’s hand and took him near the stage.. He was totally astonished to see his soon to be “saas” dragging his hand all the way to the stage.. Sanyukta who was equally surprised followed him.. Kishore took a look at Randhir and said to Anju “Dulha ko leke aayi ho, dulhan kaha hai?” Randhir was shell shocked “Uncle aapko sab pata chal gaya hai kya?” “Arey beta mujhe sab pata hai.. Yeh waqt baat karne ka nahi.. Sagai kar lete hai pehle.. uske baad aaram se baat karenge” Kishore stammered.. The moment he said, “Sagai kar lete hai” Sanyukta came forward and pinched Randhir’s hand who was about to say something “Randhir papa maan gaye hai, yehi bahut badi baat hai.. Ab kuch mat bolo. Chalo, engagement kar lete hai..” she dragged him to the stage..  None of the guests were in their senses to even realize what was going on.. They kept talking to others about some nonsense..Sameer who had almost drunk twice the amount of what others had, hardly had the energy to get up.. He sat there in a corner, placing his hands on his chin . He was watching all the drama that was going on.

Anju gave a ring to sanyukta and asked her to insert it in Randhir’s finger.. Agarwal’s could identify their daughter meagerly, after all she was with them for the past 20 years.. But Randhir, looked like Sameer for them.. Sanyukta eagerly grabbed the ring from her mom’s hand and inserted it in Randhir’s finger with a smile.. Randhir signaled a No to Anju when she gave him their chosen ring.. He pulled out the ring from his pocket, which he had bought for his Sanyukta,inserted it gently in her ring finger, took her hand and kissed it..  It was the happiest moment of their lives.. Never even in their wildest dreams, they had imagined such a thing would ever happen.. Randhir wondered “Revenge lene aaya tha, mere dulhan leke jaa raha hun”.. Randhir and Sanyukta = SanDhir were officially a couple now..

Meanwhile, Vidushi pulled out a ring box from her pocket and came near Mr.Agarwal.. “Uncle, aapne kaha na, mein b aapke beti ki tarah hun.. Mujhe b sagai karni hai..mere pyaar ke saath”  Kishore who wasn’t interested in thinking too much about who was she signaled a yes to her.. “Jao beta leke aao apne pyaar ko.. Sagai karwa denge tumhari bhi” Anju said..

Vidushi ran towards her love, grabbed his hand and took him to the centre of the stage.. He had already lost all his senses, isliye chudail ko b pehchan nahi paaya.. Vidushi inserted the ring in his finger and signaled him to do so.. He let out his hand, took the ring and did just the way she did.. They were officially a couple now as well.. Vidushi and Sameer – SaDushi

Parth who had somehow regained a bit of consciousness, saw Vidushi holding Sameer’s hand.. No word in the dictionary could explain his happiness now.. He was so damn happy.. SanDhir and SaDushi ke sagai pe Parth jee barke nacha, gaya, itna maza aaya usko ki even shouted “Chudail se picha choot gayi meri”

Randhir and Sanyukta joined him in dancing, all the three of them rocked the dance floor.. In a while, Randhir stretched his hands and signaled her, she flew into his arms.. Sandhir hug was inevitable.. Lets freeze the frame with their hug.. They were happy and so are we isn’t it?

I hope you guys enjoyed my OS.. I know it went a bit too long but then once I started writing I couldn’t stop.. Love SanDhir so much.. So guys, keep loving Sandhir and do watch Sadda Haq.. Ache din zaroor ayenge.. Please do leave your comments. If my OS had managed to bring up even a slight smile on your faces, please do share it with your Sandhir friends and make them happy.. Keep smiling, God Bless and Love you All #Ash